Meanwhile.....

*Walks into an empty cafeteria, it is early in the morning and only one cafe staff is currently working. Walks over to trays and puts a ham salad sandwhich on the plate, as well as apple juice and a coffee. The employee only charges for the coffee. Sits down*

*thinks about ways I can torture JD*
I could replace his moose with something, but what?
*takes a bit*
How about ants?
Noooo that wouldn't work.
*drinks coffee*
Hmmmm
I know!
Cream.
Gone off cream
That'll do for now.
*finishes foood*

*after food I walk out of the cafeteria and start on my small portion of actual work for the day. Unfortunately I can't remember where I have left my mop. I shall have to find this. *

[This may go on forever]
I started on the roof, throwing melons at dogs, then I went to pediatric ward. Hmm, where next?

I remember, I was at the nursing station!
*walks there!*
There you are!
Now, to clean these floors!

*cleans*

Now off to JD's locker.
*walks*
*unlocks locker*
*Takes moose*
*goes to cafe*

*replaces moose with cream*
That should be rotten by the time he uses it
*puts it back in locker*

{...}

*walks off to mop cupboard*
*removes secret wall*
*takes out dvd player and starts to watch the shining*
Nothing like work ayyyyy

So he's crazy? Interessting

It's be nice to carry an axe. Might scare people a bit tooooo much though. I prefer the fear to be subtle.

*finishes movie*
*get's up and stretches*

What am I doing again? Oh yes, I'm a janitor. I am ***** ******** [bleeped to preserve Vee's Janitor innocence] the best Janitor of all the land, and torturer of cocky door jamming doctors.

{Let's say this happened before the bar so we can use the storyline that JD smells bad or something}

*Walks to locker*
I am so glad the day is over.
*Opens locker*
*Sees can of mousse*
My hair isn't as springy as it COULD be
*Squirts cream on hand*
This doesn't smell as good as my usual Loreal hair mousse...Mehh, can't have flat hair...
*Puts on head and does hair*
This actually smells REALLY bad...
... CRAAPPP

*laughs in a corner*