The day begins.

*out of the blue*
HEY
Don't throw those around. The spider monkeys are attracted to them, then I've got a whole new set of problems
I'll need alot of my squirrels for that

*Gets knocked out by panda*
*Smiles sadly on the floor*
WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?????
*Walks away whilst thinking about receiving a hug from Dr Cox*

*contemplates asking about spider monkeys*
*shakes head*
*picks up panda*
*follows after JD*

Dr. Cox wrote:*contemplates asking about spider monkeys*
*shakes head*
*picks up panda*
*follows after JD*

*Worries that Cox will throw panda at him*
*Walks faster*
*Trips*
*Lies on the floor as Cox towers over him oh so sexily*

As tempting as it must be to fall to your knees and worship me everytime I'm around, I'd prefer if you kept that for quiet time, mkayyy?
*steps over*

*Watches Dr Cox walk away and stares longingly at his back*
*Gets up*

Now, where did I put my chart?

*whistles*
*holds up chart*
Newbie!

*Looks back*
Damn
I uh must've left it there when I was...uh...
*Fails to think of something to say*

*hands chart*
*checks behind ear*
Where's your on switch?

Wouldn't you like to know...
*Realises he said it out loud*

*Tries to walk away slowleh*

*grabs shoulder*
*pulls around*
That's generally why people ask questions, Claire.
Now get yaself switched on or somebody's gonna die and I am not in the mood to rub your back and kiss your tears away today.

*Screams*
ALL I EVER DO IS SHOW YOU LOVE!
*Walks away into a patients room*
*Tries to pretend he isn't hurt*
*Clears throat*
So Mrs Lovett, it looks as if you have 3rd degree burns on your back and stomach, what happened?

*rolls eyes*
*walks away*

*appears as if from no where*
I can get him whacked for you if you want

As tempting as that may be, jumpsuit, I'll pass.

It's not a jumpsuit!
Why would I wear a belt with a jumpsuit?
It's a shirt, belt, trousers.

Fiiiine.
As tempting as that may be, *gestures*
shirt
*gestures*
belt
*gestures*
trousers.
I'll pass.

*evil glare*

Puh-lease, I invented that look.
*walks away*

Okay, I have a fifteen minute break... Turk, Carla and Elliot are nowhere about...
*Walks into the on-call room*
*Closes door quietly*
*Smiles at being alone*
*Puts tape into video player*
*Gets comfortable*
Oh yeah...

*checks over charts*
*sees JD's missed something*
Do I have to do everything myself around here?

*Likes movie... a lot*
Well, no one is here...
*Lets hand creep down into underwear*
Ohh yeah...

*walks down halls, hunting for JD*
*pauses outside door of on-call room*
*can hear sounds coming from inside*

Oh yeah you like that, don't you bitch...
*Plays with self*
*Has eyes glued to the screen*

*widens eyes*
*pulls open door quietly*
*peers round*