The day begins.

*Notices the door opening*
Holy cra-

*Forgets to take hand out of pants*

*flips on light*
*sees JD with his hand in pants*
*opens mouth*
*looks to TV*
*looks back to JD*
*folds arms*
*smirks*

*Freezes*
*Still forgets about hand*
Oh, Dr Cox hi, I'm just uh watching a video on human anatomy...
*Looks at TV where there's a VERY sexy scene*
*Gulps*

Yuh-huh.
And you were just checking to see which anatomy you had?
*peers across*
What did you find Martha?

*Moves hand away quickly*
I wanna escape but I... can't without him noticing... something...
*Stays sat down*
Like you never got bored at work
*Doesn't meet his eyes*

*messes with television from remote location so what is showing is actually gay porn*

Yeah, but when I get bored, Newbie, I don't decide that it's time to greet Mistress Palm and her five lovely daughters.
*flexes hand*
It's a hospital for God's sake.
*peers back to TV as loud male moans come out*
*looks back to JD*
Oh-ho-ho, you make it too easy.

Dr Jan Itor wrote:*messes with television from remote location so what is showing is actually gay porn*

It's ok buddy, in the closet five *clicks*

*Gulps at The Todd appearing from nowhere*
*Realises there's still a tent in ones own pants*
*Still does not get up*
This isn't what I was watching!
There were girls in it! THERE REALLY WAS! NICE GIRLS WITH HOT BREASTS!!
*Looks stupid*

And that made you sit and wonder, "Why don't mine look like that? Darn my late blooming."
*fakes huffs*
"One day, one day I'll be beautiful and look like all the other pretty girls. Better cheer myself by watching someone just like my hero taking a girl who looks just like me from behind just to make it through the day."
*nods back to TV*
Appreciate the homage, Betsy.

*Gets so annoyed by Cox that he forgets about his "tent" and gets up and heads for the door*
*Dramatic exit is ruined by sound of gay sex coming from the TV*
*Shivers*

*yells after*
And ya might want to start thinkin' about baseball Newbie.
*smiles to self*
*heads across to TV*
*watches with intrigue*

I can control myself, Coxxy.
*Thinks of baseball*
*Walks out of room, wondering why Dr Cox is still in there*
*Shrugs off the thought*

*folds arms*
*watches as the older man takes pretty blue eyed boy*
*shakes head*
Never gonna happen.
*flicks TV off*
*leaves room*

*Goes and fiddles about with patients*

{Really can't think of much LOL}

[[That's the only problem, haha.
Could skip to the evening or something?
Or lunch?
Haha.]]

*pages cox*

*pulls out beeper*
Faaaan-tastic.
*heads out to find Kelso*

Cox! I have a patient for you.
He's a board members nephew with a very odd rash on his chest.
Get on with it.
*hands over chart*

I'm just peachy by the way, Bobo, thanks for asking.
*looks over chart*
*heads into patients room*

*sleeps*

Okay, Mr. Jenkins...
*drops chart into tray at the front*
*pulls on gloves*
*pulls sheet down to look over rash*

*Sits in hospital café and eats a hot dog*
Om nom nom

*checks out patient*
I'm going to go ahead and order a blood test here.
*hands chart to nurse*
And now I'm gong to get some coffee.

*Looks at Hot Dog longingly*
So this is what it's like to be gay...